I had a dream last night
In which ev’rything wrong
In my life went right.
Imagine my surprise
At such a quick transition!
It played out so vividly
That it’s hard to describe
What it did to me.
Suffice to say,
I took it as a premonition.
Today’s the day I get a move on.
Today’s the day I change.
Today’s the day that I improve on
Who I am and ev’rything I do.
Today’s the day that I break up with you!
Just stop and think about
All the times I gave in
So that we’d work out.
If you look at the score,
I think I tip the balance!
But you prob’ly think that’s great,
‘Cause you take and you drain
And manipulate.
I guess every succubus
Is gonna have those talents!
Today’s the day that I get angry!
Today’s the day I fight!
Today’s the day that I harangue the
Telling off that’s way past overdue.
Today’s the day that I break up with you!
Don’t look at me like that
With your cute, pouty lips
And your big, sad eyes.
You’re pretty, but you’re pretty much a bitch.
It’s not gonna be like that,
Where you shoot from the hips
With your big, fat lies!
I’m hunting down another wicked witch!
It’s time for you to see
That the world is the world universally --
And nowhere does it say
That you can run my planet!
So you take our history
And your need for control and co-misery
And brace yourself real good --
Then go ahead and cram it!
Today’s the day that I’m the victor!
Today’s the day I win!
Today’s the day I do your sister.
Here’s a toast to starting life anew!
Today’s the day that I wake up.
It’s time to say, “I’ve had enough!”
Today’s the day that I break up with you.
